Saturday, August 26, 2006

And now, I must point out an injustice

committed by the staff of the San Francisco Chronicle. They have covered a story about an adorable draft horse named Coulter.
Here are a few facts about Coulter.
He is an American cream draft horse.
He loves to play with toys.
He is gentle, docile, and willing to work. What marvelous virtues.
The problem is that the writers have chosen to include pictures of and a comparison with Ann Coulter.
Ann Coulter has probably played with very few toys in her life.
She certainly is not gentle and willing to work.
In the process of comparing Ann's face and disposition with certain parts of Coulter's anatomy, I contend that Coulter has been wronged horribly. If anything, Ann and these writers should walk to the zoo and apologize to Coulter.
I tell you, the crimes against the silent and graceful never end.

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